My attempt at a weird control scheme. Use the arrow keys and WASD to avoid the gangster and return home safely. But... which button moves witch direction?

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KOMMANDER OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOW MAY KOMMANDER: KING OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOWMAKING: WINDOW MAY KING: WINDOWLICKER: THE MUSICAL: WIDOWMAKER: WINDOW MAY KILL: X11: MECHANISM NOT POLICY

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WINDOW COMMANDER, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO COMMAND WINDOWS

WINDOWS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR

DISMISS EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS

DON'T DISMISS NOT-EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS

USE ROBOTS TO CONTROL ASTRONAUTS

FIND ALIENS THAT ARE NOT POP-UP WINDOWS

CLICK POP-UP ALIENS TO CLOSE THEM

TRICK THE CLOWN

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I AM USING CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL