Hey, if you wanted to have a melancholy video game experience similar to reading a Peanuts comic, here you go, this is what you've been waiting for!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_honorifics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppermint_Patty#Relationships_with_other_characters

Dagwood Bumstead has a tendency to spin on his head when things aren't going his way or he can't emotionally handle a situation. Use Dagwood's head-spinning to defeat his tyrannical boss, Mr. Dithers. Eat sandwiches to replenish your spinning power!

X: Jump
Z: Spin

Suggested by Eli Z. McCormick