Hey, if you wanted to have a melancholy video game experience similar to reading a Peanuts comic, here you go, this is what you've been waiting for!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_honorifics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppermint_Patty#Relationships_with_other_characters

THIS IS A LEAKED VERSION OF THE UPCOMING GAME GLORIOUS REDEMPTION STRAIGHT TO YOU FROM CODE ZOMBIEZ!
THIS IS AN UNFINISHED BUILD, MANY FEATURES ARE MISSING, BUT ENJOY!

(Incase you're wondering, Code Zombiez is a fictional cracking team I used in Doom Draws Near's intro.)

Controls:
Z-Actions
X-(NOT USED YET)
Arrow keys- TAKE A WILD GUESS
Shift-Jumping in platformer stages.
Mouse-the Interface :P