made while bedridden with headcold. reaching the underwhelming alternative ending is as easy as A, B, C! (it's actually really hard and unintuitive)

music from The Ferret Show by Goto80 and the Uwe Schenk Band.

You are Sir Pigalot, universal space bounty hunter of intrigue. These are but one of your adventures.
Please do not play if you are subject to epilepsy. Thank you.
I thought there was a deadline. If you have trouble with the text just type 0(zero).
For the asteroid section, the victory condition is losing.(get yourself hit to win)