It sure is wonderful being a Chinese spambot! Fly gracefully through the skies, firing bowling balls at unsuspecting online communities. Don't get too close to the online communities though, or else you'll get stunned. Avoid Jeremy Penner's floating, disembodied head at all costs.

Use the left and right arrow keys to steer. Hold the down arrow key to slow down a bit.

This isn't meant to be offensive.

No clue.

In an alternate universe, it turns out that aliens forced Stalin to starve millions of his people. Otherwise, they would destroy the Earth. However Jesus is determined to turn one fish into many. How long can Stalin hold off Jesus in order to starve his people, before the aliens destroy the Earth?

Only you decide.

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