Well, I did that.

Help Spindley to get rid of these pesky spambots by throwing them as far as you can! Press Spacebar and watch it fly. The discus guy boost the shoes speed.

edit: This is the newest version: a lot of fixed bugs, added a few more boosters and fixed more bugs and glitches and fixes and

It sure is wonderful being a Chinese spambot! Fly gracefully through the skies, firing bowling balls at unsuspecting online communities. Don't get too close to the online communities though, or else you'll get stunned. Avoid Jeremy Penner's floating, disembodied head at all costs.

Use the left and right arrow keys to steer. Hold the down arrow key to slow down a bit.

MULTIPLE THINGS ARE PARODIED IN THIS GAME!
-Spam forum posts
-Max Payne
-Call Of Duty
-Art Games
-Top Down Shooters