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WASD + Arrow Keys to move,
Click to shoot,
Space to jump,
Hold "R" to generate a new planet

Featuring music by forestbath

Audio credits:
http://freesound.org/people/Audionautics/sounds/133968/
http://freesound.org/people/maxmakessounds/sounds/353542/
http://freesound.org/people/cydon/sounds/126506/
http://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/333818/

a game about being awful at breakout

arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck

this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.

(apparently I got featured on indiegames.com, wow. that's weird. you can follow me on twitter if you want (@virtualclint)

WELCOME TO THE GAME

AVOID THE ALL SEEING EYE

KILL THE MUMMY

COLLECT BONUS

BRIBE THE CONDUCTOR AT 1 MILLION (HE WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN THAT)

ENJOY YOUR SELF

-DOKTOR LINE

All this for one measly pun?