REAL VIDEO GAMES.

we all know them. we all play them. this is the ultimate video game. containing REAL graphics sourced from REAL video games and SOUNDS and MUSIC from REAL video games as well.

Freeway 2's Chicken wants to know how you're doing, she says "cluck", which means "hey" in chicken!

But what is Freeway 2? Freeway 2 is the greatest Corel Click & Create game yet! It's a parody of Activision's Freeway in Real 3D!
But how is this possible? Isn't Click & Create 2D only?
That's what I used to think too, until I found Syntesis Entertainment's Klik OpenGL X extension, adding real 3D to Click & Create!

Now, for the star of the show:
Freeway 2!

Freeway 2 is a simple game, you play as a little chicken and you cross the road multiple times to stack up points! Each time you touch the sidewalk, you score a point, but don't you let one of those cars touch you, as that would tragically end multiple lives in an explosion!

Simple in concept, endless replay value! and if you don't want the gameplay being brought to a halt whenever you die, while in game, go to the menu bar and select Options, then click on Mode 2.

Does crossing a Freeway sound like fun to you? Does being a chicken sound like fun to you? How about this, does DYING IN AN EXPLOSION SOUND LIKE FUN TO YOU?

If any of the first two questions sound like fun to you,
download Freeway 2 right now!

If the last question sounds like fun to you,
seek help now!

It's basically the beginning of a Metroidvania game about retrieving tacos. I didn't come further than that... but has a proper ending, promise!

Here's a new, uhh, Application/Library/Thing. I don't really know what to call it, but as I was making I thought What if I could make a short game in it with a really nice menu? I spent a while on it and I don't know how to present it really, but an example of what sports players and animals can do for you if put in a small window. But yeah, the .gam is tgf and the .exe is mmf2, if that makes any sense.

* Minutes of fun
* Hi Res Graphics
* Impress your neighbors
* What the heck is it?
* One track You have to start yourself in the menu
* Directions in a text file.

Testimonials:

"hey, I was kind of hoping this was a Symphony program leaflet but all I got was this, whatever it is" - Teck Eliot

"i have to use the bathroom" - Canine Lion

"h3h0t9h390ghkln" - Mutt hoss

The return to my old style.

Hope you enjoy.

This game is for bc_, merry klikmas!

I played a little fast and loose with your requests, but I hope its still alright! You mentioned liking euro western more than great american western and i didn't know what that means so i watched "My Name Is Nobody" on netflix and I still don't know but anyway i set the game in a desert with lots and lots (and lots) of cacti. You play as a feller with a rude finger that you can use to poke the villains that surround you. It's got klipart villains and it uses cooltext.com to generate the dialog reactions. a little mno guy will follow you around as well. i used some artistic license on him but i used your drawings so i hope that all works out. oh and there's an explosino when you beat the boss. Oh! and that music you linked. it's made in unity so i can't post the events per se but the source is here if you want it.

controls: WASD to move
mouse to point
shift to sprint
you can beat the banditos by rude fingering them

also make sure you're connected to the internet because it downloads the cooltext in real time

Just a toy i made for fun. i know it's kind of shitty, but the KNP's object number limitation didn't give me the choice to make it better. well enjoy anyway.

Press mouse1 to paint with primary color
Press mouse2 to paint with secondary color
Press Spacebar to paint the whole screen with primary color

Anyone from elsewhere portaling into here, welcome to here... Click the logo on the top of the page, enjoy your stay whether quickly passing by or stopping in as I did, consult with me on irc #glorioustrainwrecks on freenode and cheers to you! Moving on:

Prehistoric Dungeon Family is a game where if you choose to be part of the family they take care of you as one of their own. I know this sounds like some organized crime game but it's really not, it's just about family ties and importance and friendship and all that sort of stuff, so relax, enjoy, and absorb the chemicals that are in family.

I also converted it to TGF2 so there's a flash version too http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603702

You might want to see the old text file which isn't included in the flash version sooo:

Right, INSTRUCTIONG

You are assigned to a prehistoric dungeon family

YOU MUST BE PART OF THE FAMILY... THEN MOVE ONTO THE TORNADO TO BECOME A PART OF IT.. BECAUSE LIKE TORNADO DOES NOT DO THAT ALONE.. YOU HAVE TO DRAG TO IT

FRAME 2

CLICK ON THINGS TO DROP THINGS, AVOID THINGS AND DONT DIE D00D.. THOSE BOATS CAN BE MEENIE

FRAME 3

COLLECT THE HAND AND USE THE CHAIR TO PLANT WONDERFUL DANCING AGENTS TO THE SCREEN. THE BOATS ARE LESS MEANIE THIS TIME

FRAME 4

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.. CLIC ON THE ELF GOOD SIR AND/OR MA'AM

FRAME 5

THIS IS THE END, YOU MAY RIGHT CLICK TO RESTART OR LEFT CLICK TO PRESENT THE ITEMS SOME HAPPYSADFACES.