Some people just aren't prepared for the call to adventure.
Controls:
Arrows to do nothing
Z, X or space to do nothing
Mouse click to grab bricks, dollars or people.
You can only drag things for a limited time!
In a dystopian future where all adults over the age of 29 are executed by the state, you, a new Sandman recruit, must train your firearm skills by shooting a spinning can in midair to make it bounce upward. Featuring an acclaimed soundtrack by Wario Ware Inc.'s own 9-Volt.
You can score bonus points by hunting and shooting "points of interest" as they appear. It's up to you to guess as to what those are!
Travel on a grand adventure into the great unknown. One young boy versus the fearsome POCKET MASTERS!
The message in the KotMB event in case you didn't read it for some reason:
I KNOW THERE'S A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF STUFF SO IT'S OBVIOUS I WENT OVER THE TIME LIMIT, BY OVER 24 HOURS, BUT THE GAME ORIGINATED FROM THIS KOTMB AND I CBA TO POST IT ANYWHERE ELSE I DONT CARE ITS THE BEST GODDAMN GAME EVER
I got absolutely no ideas over the weekend so I did a sequel to one of my pk2 games.
From there it took about three seconds before I veered off the road, but when I came back, I brought the whole fucking circus with me.
GET READY!!
Remember to take your losses like a man.
Be sure to check out the full title screen.
Also a threequel is planned which will feature Proper A.I.™ for enemies (no more shooting shit around randomly) and being able to attack in directions other than right + many more things to come!
It is a clock to measure time.
The great Fake Time Clock!
Measure hours, minutes, seconds, and fractions of.
Take care of your pet rock.
Feed it, give it water, turn off the lights when it sleep.
Do not let your rock die.
Its like Asteroids.
Left/right = rotate
Button 1 = shoot
A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.
Get further to the right than your twin, and enjoy the benefits of a well-placed death!
Also playable online
Awesome pirate adventure. Collect gold for gains!
Do you remember when piracy was analogue? I sure do...
Music shamelessly nicked of the internet, yarrrr! Made in Construct.