The latest in the Pride And Prejudice Fan Fiction series! Now with none of that parser stuff, 'cause that takes forever to program!

May contain loud noises!

Everyone's favourite literary couple are back in Treasure's newest shmup!

Requires two players!

player one control:
WASD to move
space to shoot

player two control:
arrows to move
m to shoot

In the vein of Pick up the Phonebooth and Die! comes this exciting tale of standing in a parlour and staring awkwardly at teen heart-throb Fitzwilliam Darcy! Contains steamy situations, reader discretion advised.