WARNING: The following letter is written in a deliberately inflammatory way! Please do not read if you are pregnant or might become pregnant.
Anyway, I'm doing this thing called Bad Bang, where you have to write the worst fanfic illustrated by the worst drawings. Because this is an exchange type event, you have to write a letter to the person who was assigned to write for you, so they can get a good read on your likes/dislikes? I didn't, though, or at least not for this exchange. Anyway, I figured at least one person would get a kick outta this, so here it is! Made in Twine, natch.
In case this is necessary, here are the fandoms I requested for Bad Bang:
Advance Wars
Any Character
Homestar Runner
Strong Bad, Strong Sad
Regular Show
Benson
Inferno Cop
Inferno Cop, Hellfire Boy, Mecha Cop
Zone of the Enders series
Cage Midwell
Knytt Stories
Green Chomper, Juni
Batman Beyond
Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis
Steven Universe
Greg Universe
Chrono Trigger
Magus, Frog, Robo
Rockman|Mega Man
Any Character
Aaand my vetoes, the all important stuff that the writer can't write for me.
VETOS: noncon/dubcon, underage, explicit sex scenes, incest for Steven Universe.