Happy Soos's birthday, everybody! To celebrate, have this, an unfinished Gravity Falls twine game I started for Yuletide one year. It's about Stan and Mabel and Dipper and their crummy made-up holiday. It's an unfinished piece of junk, but I decided to upload it anyway because, well, because...
Emily Short hosted a game jam recently called Bring Out Your Dead, where you uploaded long-dead WIPs and experiments in the hopes that someone else could learn from them. The concept really interested me, and since this was the most well-formed WIP I had that I'd likely never finish, I figured it wouldn't hurt to try something out with it. I took the old, unfinished game and added some commentary to it, usually to point out its flaws, but sometimes to discuss Gravity Falls for a bit (or point out a line I liked). It's a very short game, and probably would have been even if it were completed; I only completed one ending, and the other two branches cut off suddenly. Still, I hope you get something out of it, even if it's just "Don't do what I did here, kids."
(Sergio, my man: I have gotten your message, and while I haven't worked on my Knytt Swap lately, I'll probably block out some time for it next weekend. For reasons.)
WARNING: The following letter is written in a deliberately inflammatory way! Please do not read if you are pregnant or might become pregnant.
Anyway, I'm doing this thing called Bad Bang, where you have to write the worst fanfic illustrated by the worst drawings. Because this is an exchange type event, you have to write a letter to the person who was assigned to write for you, so they can get a good read on your likes/dislikes? I didn't, though, or at least not for this exchange. Anyway, I figured at least one person would get a kick outta this, so here it is! Made in Twine, natch.
In case this is necessary, here are the fandoms I requested for Bad Bang:
Advance Wars
Any Character
Homestar Runner
Strong Bad, Strong Sad
Regular Show
Benson
Inferno Cop
Inferno Cop, Hellfire Boy, Mecha Cop
Zone of the Enders series
Cage Midwell
Knytt Stories
Green Chomper, Juni
Batman Beyond
Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis
Steven Universe
Greg Universe
Chrono Trigger
Magus, Frog, Robo
Rockman|Mega Man
Any Character
Aaand my vetoes, the all important stuff that the writer can't write for me.
VETOS: noncon/dubcon, underage, explicit sex scenes, incest for Steven Universe.