A classic struggle of Man V. Machine...battle your way through countless enimies to try and unlock the secrets of the HTML...

The entire facility is going boom, And the fire its starting to chase you! you must run fast and avoid all obstacles in this QTE fest.

When you rest, you are a king surveying your estate. Look at the woodland, the peacocks on the lawn. The killer giraffe!

Roll up your sleeves! Have an orange!

(insert much more gibberish and poorly ripped-off television series quotes)

only 6 more to go before i stop using this irritating title

You have come to visit the really, really huge, genetically-engineered giraffe at the local zoo! You want to feed it cake, but mom won't let you!

Find a way!

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