Player 1: Mash Z and X to win
Player 2: Mash N and M to win

The world's first ludic adaptation of Jane Austen's classic novella 'Klik and Clacton'. You play as the unrequited ghost of Tom Bradley, son of the duke of Essex, and your goal is to eat all of the loveburgers being tossed into the air by the forlorn heroine Tibbs McKenzie. Hindering your quest is a relentless swarm of bees intent on dragging your lost soul away to darkest Maldon.

CONTROLS: Move by moving your mouse

(cw: vore kinda)

Somewhat based off of a very popular game from the old V-Cade where you jumped around a randomly-moving snake-like ribbon while trying not to fall off.

Left and Right Arrow Keys to move.
Shift to jump (you'll probably want to hold the key, actually).
Don't fall off the snake.
Don't let the snake eat you (it does this if the head collides with you from the side or from above).

You can adjust the snake's movement to make it faster, slower, or more random. You can also make the snake's tail longer if you want. The game features a random seed, so you can keep playing the same pattern over and over until you better yourself.

Three game modes:

Score Attack just gives you points for however long you stay alive.
Timed Survival is about staying alive for the specified time period. If you're still around when the time is up, you win!
Collect the Food is about eating all the hamburgers. Eat a hamburger, and you win one point. The snake can eat them too, but this won't earn you any points! Once all the burgers are eaten, you move on to the next round which has one more hamburger in it.

Update: Fixed an issue with past/high score not being remembered on custom games. Also provided more sane default values. Redownload if you've already downloaded.

Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:

"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."

This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.

Help the page improve his burger.

Help Eirin and Reisen save the pregnant Kaguya from the wrath of Shikieiki's judgement burgers!

Alladin really hates penguins! He hates them so much that he's going to kill them with the fast food industry somehow! AND YOU GOTTA HELP HIM! Use the mouse to murderdeathkill some penguins, bro!