Be a depressed medieval dude and try to catch fish! Move the boat left and right with the arrow keys to find that perfect spot where the fish are biting! Wait, you might say: what are the rod casting controls? There are none... possibly because the act of fishing is inherently absurd?!?!?!
Music by Erik Satie and performed by Pierre Laniau.
Made in 5 minutes to commemorate Pac-Man Without a Cause being blammed on Newgrounds.
The most famous Chess endgame.
Requires the numpad to move.
High-technological AI included!
The game where your own bullets betray you. Can you make everything rightsideup again? (OF COURSE YOU CANT!)
Once all we have is gone, it is no more.