This is a purposefully bad game made for the Game Breaker's Toolkit jam 4 (where the goal is to make the worst possible game) it took about a week to make.

Join HERO on his EPIC ADVENTURE where he will complete QUESTS and meet many FRIENDS.

Controls:

WASD/Arrow keys: move
Spacebar: use spells (all of them)
Left click (hold) move friend around
Right cick a friend to become that friend
R: restart (very important)
F4: fullscreen (windows only and also not recommended at all)

Characters:

- HERO: is here to do QUESTS and meet FRIENDS
- PRINCESS: doesn't want to stay in a castle, just wants to fight.
- IMPS: they terrorize the land
- GUARDS: they guard castles and sometimes they do war.
- THIEVES: they steal your stats, so watch out!
- BIG BOSS MONSTERS: they hurt a lot so try to grind a lot before fighting them.
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Sound effects by Oxane

Full soundtrack: https://soundcloud.com/adrien-dittrick/sets/endless-adventuring

Be a depressed medieval dude and try to catch fish! Move the boat left and right with the arrow keys to find that perfect spot where the fish are biting! Wait, you might say: what are the rod casting controls? There are none... possibly because the act of fishing is inherently absurd?!?!?!

Music by Erik Satie and performed by Pierre Laniau.

Catch fish for money and beat those bloodthirsty sharks back from your small boat on the ocean.

From the start, you can catch any fish by clicking on it and knock sharks away by clicking on them as well. Shop upgrades and items will aid you in both areas. Eventually you'll find killer whales and they don't care whether you're shocking them or hooking them, you need to do serious damage to keep them away and that's only possible with the anti-shark items.

Shop rundown:
Nets slow fish down

Electric Rods allow you to fish by holding down the mouse button

Trash Traps are cheap and do little damage

Sea Mines instantly kill a shark/orca and damage neighbors.

Shark Hunter XS's make great long-term additions to your defense

Also, I don't support shark or whale violence. They're cool animals, don't hurt one unless you or another person are in serious danger and have no other option.

Based on a Kickstarter supporters idea:
"Player is on a boat surrounded by sharks. Fish to make money to buy anti-shark devices. Fishing tower defense!"

Your ship is leaking and it's up to you to stop it!