Oh noes! The evil moth followed you to work, and what's worse is you're NAAAAKED!

A game where you play as Steve the sad emo kid who just lost his boyfriend Adam and the tennis tournament in the same day! Attempt to get out of bed and turn on the lights while being under the influence of an ecstasy-like drug that your neighbor Buchelle slipped into your water. If you can find your way back to the Milky Way Galaxy, you win!

YOU ARE BRAINMOTRON! HE BRAIN! MOTH EVIL!

Guide Yoshi the Super Happy Dinosaur to his melon stash so he can eat melons! Err, wait, what's that thing? Should Yoshi eat it? Well, it looks close enough like food, so why not?

Shift to jump, Ctrl to eat melons. Down to enter the pipe.

Edit: Bugfix release so you can't shoot multiple tongues and have them coming out of your feet.

Uhh, I was trying to come up with a concept for a game. I generated about a hundred names from the VGNG before folks on IRC suggested that I use "Gruntmaster 6000" as the name of my game.

So I thought about grunts, and I was like, hmm... how do I base a game around grunts? Oh, I know! Tim Allen! He has some grunts I could use!

This is barely even a game. What the hell did I just produce?

Imported from Developer Diaries. Visit the link to download the game and see all old comments.

Original description:
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Inspired by this.

Use the Eight Directions Movement to control your platforming character to get to the right side of the screen! Avoid creating highly unrealistic jumps! If your movement is too unrealistic (EG. "jumping" too high), you must restart the level!

Only three levels so far, may add more levels and features if/when I get around to it.

Made in TGF.