HOW CAN A BALLOON LOVE A SHACK? it's unnatural.
well, mr. turret, you're wrong.
All your life you have wanted to amass millions and millions of dollars, so that you can float above the proles and throw cash down upon them.
Live out your dream in a float - to the death.
NOW WITH MOUNTAINS AND STONEHENGE
It's Prickly Porcupine's birthday party! Celebrate by jumping on balloons! Get more points for not popping them. Z+X rotate, Left+Right move left and right. Try not to fall into a bottomless pit and die a horrible birthday death.
Welcome to Ultra Balloon Bros.! Help your ultimate balloon friend get as big as possible. Of course you can do it! What are you talking about? Don't doubt yourself or I will destroy you!