avoid stuff, shoot stuff!

KLIPART SHOOTER: A 'SMEDIS'® PRODUCTION BY MNO™

THE INSIPID STORY
You are CAPTAIN STARRUFF, klipart ship pilot extraordinaire. You are the commander for the space station, DINGWED, around the planet POOLYTEXTURED-SORRY. Everything was fine until one day while you were scouting out a new area of the planet, FVIL EACE attacked and destoryed DINGWED with his wormy army of APPLE CLONES! You are humanity's last resort to defeat FVIL EACE once and for all, CAPTAIN STARRUFF! You only have 100 SPACE SECONDS* to do so before the weight of the clones creates a black hole! May the power of klipart be with you!

* 1 SPACE SECOND = ax²+by - 4ac normal seconds

THE INSPIRED CONTROLS
Press the SHIFT key to do stuff such as: play the game; shoot; play the game again; shoot more
Use the ARROW KEYS to move your ship around when it exists. They do nothing otherwise so don't bother wasting your time pressing them.
At any time you can hit ESCAPE to end the game, and forcing CAPTAIN STARRUFF to launch himself out of his ship and catch onto a passing star to reach earth before FVIL EACE and warn them of the danger. The latter is not shown because the animation budget ran out.

SCORES
1-5002: Yu are the worst don't bother playing again give up
5001+: KLIPART MASTER

MULTIPLE THINGS ARE PARODIED IN THIS GAME!
-Spam forum posts
-Max Payne
-Call Of Duty
-Art Games
-Top Down Shooters

I have no idea why I made this. Press Shift to fire, and you have 2 shots per "barrel".
Enjoy.

OBJECTION!

Lawyers who solve their problems with giant tanks, what more could you want? #smug
(Also there's hidden bosses)

PRESS ENTER TO START, Z TO LAUNCH OBJECTION ROCKET AND X TO LAUNCH HOLD IT FLAMETHROWER.

YOU MUST WIN TO BE ATTORNEY JESUS.

This probably is gonna take hours to upload

FULL VERSION ENJOY BLARGH

press z and x to do stuff

SAVE THE UNIVERSE FROM THE PLAGUE OF APATHY WITH THE JOEL FORCE, ACTIVE DESTROYERS OF ALL THAT IS SLOTH, USING A DYNAMIC TEAM OF JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, AND JOEL TO FIRE LAZERS FROM EACH OF 5 EXCITING MOUTHS SCREAMING THE MORAL RIGHTS OF ALL!

See kids? This is why Asteroids and Danmaku don't mix.
Instructions in-game.
And yes,this gets VERY,VERY hard.

BASED (loosley) ON THE CLASSIC TV SHOW,YOU PLAY AS LION-O AND DO THINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT AND STUFF.
INSTRUCTIONS IN GAME.