What dreadful secrets await you?
Guide our disgruntled, hatted green hero through a series of 9 slippery ice puzzles with 5 mind-bending riddles!

A game featuring a car, Godzilla lurking in the background, upbeat Christmas music, and the color "slightly-orange yellow" loosely inspired by some footage of Route-16 Turbo.

Press SHIFT to honk your horn!

NOTE: Drive SLOWLY to grab stuff in Normal Mode, you may need to drive over pickups multiple times.

EXPLORE THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF LAST ANGLES

this is the new final fantasy. search and explore the secret of crystals?
cover image by walter shirlaw https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Brooklyn_Museum_-_Lake_Superior_-_Walter_Shirlaw.jpg

special thanks to 'town-map' for inspiring me ^_^

Vaudeville & Sword

The Dark Lord Ultradeath has come to this mortal plane to watch a vaudeville show. If the show doesn't go over well, he will end the world. To make matters worse, the music hall is infested with monsters, and most of the performers are missing! As a hired sword, it is your job to clear the monsters, find the performers, and make sure that the show goes smoothly...

Music was made by Claire Schroeder (thanks again Claire!).

Made with RPG Maker 2003.
Usual RPG Maker controls: Z, X, and arrow keys. Please let me know if the installer doesn't work or whatnot.

Created for the 2021 Sekret Santa Jam for fizzhog! I hope you like it!

CLICK THIS TO PLAY THE SAMPLE GAME ON THE DANG WEB.
CLICK THIS TO PLAY THE SAMPLE GAME ON THE DANG WEB.
CLICK THIS TO PLAY THE SAMPLE GAME ON THE DANG WEB.
CLICK THIS TO PLAY THE SAMPLE GAME ON THE DANG WEB.
CLICK THIS TO PLAY THE SAMPLE GAME ON THE DANG WEB.

Here is an asset pack Here is an asset pack Here is an asset pack Here is an asset pack
you can open the folder and take all the assets and use them all you want
tell me if you make something with these
please enjoy please enjoy please enjoy please enjoy

13 pages of character sets
-this includes many characters, items, things for slot machines, doors

4 tilesets

70+ food pictures

pet making parts

UI

MUSIC!

Sound Effects!

Some other stuff?

This is a game we've been working on for 5 years.

Link to the original event

To use the UPDATE, just add your save from your game to the new game folder.

UDATES 19FEB 2020

1. mysterious men don't reappear
2. Meta Zita quest fixed
3. chicken roof fixed
4. a few new secrets
5. fixed horse bug
6. different worlds game
7. added cutscene

In which the VVVVVV-erse reaches the next level. Take control of the whole D.S.S. Souleye crew in this old-fashioned RPG from the creator of the Bracketed Trilogy - for once Viridian and company can actually fight back! Plus you can awaken Velocity Powers that can turn the tide of almost any battle.

Changelog:
V1.0: Original release
V1.1: Fixed a bug in the Windows version that prevented saving! Turns out, you should NEVER USE ENIGMA VIRTUAL BOX ON AN RPG MAKER MV GAME, despite what the latter's manual says.

This is Issue 1 of Don Orlo's Magazine.

Controls:
Arrows - move
Z - Uze
Shift - run (optional)

Music via the song generator at tones.wolfram.com.

The most definite RPG Maker 2000 erotica fanfiction game.

• Full Motion Video
• Voice synchronization, also with german tts
• Computer-generated story
• Polyamory
• Custom Battle System (hot!)
• Only 62 MB!!

Mostly only explicit writing, some human and horse nude body performance.
Partly explicit sound effects, play with headphones.

Screenshots: