Clark Stanley's Van Racer

"THE STRONGEST AND BEST RACER KNOWN FOR PAIN AND LAMENESS... GOOD FOR MAN AND BEAST... IS GOOD FOR EVERYTHING A RACER OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR."

Holy crap, go over 240 mph in a minivan. Race against 15 other minivans. Race against a friend in split-screen mode.
Hopefully your computer's powerful enough to run this at 30 frames per second. I wish I were joking.

Created for the Grid Grind Jam, combining the elements "van," "garden," and "Clark Stanley."

This game originally came to me in a dream - a 2.5d racing game like F-Zero or Super Mario Kart, but with minivans. "This could be hilarious," I thought. I was right. I proposed "van" as an item for the Grid Grind jam with the explicit intention of making this game a reality. I did not expect the snake oil salesman tie-in.

Windows only.

Claire Schroeder made the music. It's great!
She's got a Twitter: https://twitter.com/KaitoCat7
The game's soundtrack is on bandcamp: https://claireschroeder.bandcamp.com/album/clark-stanleys-van-racer-ost

Thank you Gisbrecht for the transparent Clark Stanley cutout!

WASD to move player 1
Arrow keys to move player 2
Enter/space to confirm choices in the menu
Esc to quit

Binky and Ruff are lost in the garden of doors

they will not escape because i made this game in 30 minutes.

binky is player 2 ruff is player 1 so they can have different controls

when ruff hits something on the left he breaks for some reason dont do that

For Grid 6 Garden + Lovers + Locked Doors

Harvest up to 16 type of plant

music: Sun City Girls - Apna Desh

This is an old game that predates the current GT submission system. I am reuploading it so that all my GT games will show up on this page: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/games/*/sylvie

Crazy Garden is a simple endless runner game.

Seeing how egglikes use pre-existing, flat image assets was inspiring, so I thought I'd try it out with some images i've been collecting on tumblr. just a neat little atmosphere game.

what a curious spot to build a house

update 2: should be extra fixed now? there are no longer any ks+ no-climbs, at least. also slight change to sea-stone pool.

Happy Birthday Glorious Trainwrecks! In this 'metagame' you can explore and experience a selection of 6 years of history of wrecks. (Some may call it game menu or game loader: well... it's more than that.) 2300+ games included!

How to start: unzip .exe file to your desktop, or any other convenient location. (Don't run from within the .zip file!)

What to do: Use keyboard or mouse to peek around. Select a game icon to download it, then again to play it. (Hold mouse button or ENTER slightly longer than usual to do this. There must be some challenge involved!) Enjoy your garden!

Challenges: If a chosen game doesn't start at all, it's probably a Klik 'n Play game (and you don't have the KNP DLLs installed?) or a 16-bit-Windows-7-unfriendly game. Your challenge is to make it work; I didn't figure it out yet... Some games have mysterious hidden icons... Some games have mysterious cryptic description text...

System requirements: Windows XP or 7 (or 8?), average decent graphics card, DirectX (at least version 9?), XNA 4.0 redistributables, .NET 4 redistributables

"Garden Space" was created in 4 hours by Matt Rix based on some tweeted suggestions.

Use your mouse to protect Neil.