Clark Stanley's Van Racer

"THE STRONGEST AND BEST RACER KNOWN FOR PAIN AND LAMENESS... GOOD FOR MAN AND BEAST... IS GOOD FOR EVERYTHING A RACER OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR."

Holy crap, go over 240 mph in a minivan. Race against 15 other minivans. Race against a friend in split-screen mode.
Hopefully your computer's powerful enough to run this at 30 frames per second. I wish I were joking.

Created for the Grid Grind Jam, combining the elements "van," "garden," and "Clark Stanley."

This game originally came to me in a dream - a 2.5d racing game like F-Zero or Super Mario Kart, but with minivans. "This could be hilarious," I thought. I was right. I proposed "van" as an item for the Grid Grind jam with the explicit intention of making this game a reality. I did not expect the snake oil salesman tie-in.

Windows only.

Claire Schroeder made the music. It's great!
She's got a Twitter: https://twitter.com/KaitoCat7
The game's soundtrack is on bandcamp: https://claireschroeder.bandcamp.com/album/clark-stanleys-van-racer-ost

Thank you Gisbrecht for the transparent Clark Stanley cutout!

WASD to move player 1
Arrow keys to move player 2
Enter/space to confirm choices in the menu
Esc to quit

An arcade-style racing/platformer where the object is to get to the goal as fast as possible!

This version you can see where the upcoming pills will be. Gotta be quick as your score is always going down.

Do you drive a fast car? Is it fast enough that you can fly away?
No, instead it's got infinite bombs to blow up everyone on the highway with. Don't get hit, or they'll go off in your car and blow you up!