punch elon musk in his disgusting fucking face

If you look carefully you can detect some subtle political messaging in this game.

run start.bat to play

this game is made to reference the latest koi puncher game that just came out and that I have not played.
this is that game https://jdmgames.itch.io/koi-puncher-mmxviii
i am not associated with whatnot games
any statements I may or may not make do not reflect on the whatnot games brand.
usage of elements resembling those in koi puncher falls under fair use
yeargh sound belongs rightfully to clickteam
bubblz sound belongs rightfully to someone, probably
probably the images belong to people too
it's all fair use i swear

what does fair use mean?

An experience for 2 men. Women can play this game if they want to, but they won't be able to fully understand it since it deals with concepts that are elemental to the male psyche such as 'manliness', 'being a man', 'grunting at another man' and 'punching another man'.

Punch the other man's head, torso, upper legs, and lower legs before they punch yours.

Pilot your fist using the arrow keys.

Press your 'charge' button to charge forward with a more powerful punch. You can use this to destroy pieces of the other man's arm as well as his fist.

Press your 'punch' button to explode your fist and teleport back to your body. Use this to defend against the other man.

And if ain't good enough I'll do whatever Till I know
I can make you want something better, you gotta learn to take the fall Now I
find out that nothing is given Don't know where it was going to but I was
younger I would open every door I still don't know which So I went out and
bought me a leisure suit.

Run around punching red guys who turn into confetti when they explode. See how many you can kill before being killed yourself.

WASD moves, Mouse looks, Left Click to punch

DEAR PUNCHGUY. PLEASE COME TO BUTT CASTLE FOR PUNCH. LOVE, GIGABUTT

Beyond the horizon, punching unlimited! Think a punch, echoing forever in a sublime punch!

Does it matter if things can be punched? I hope the answer, yes! Deep in the Face Forest, punching everything!

I was trying to develop a Beat 'em Up engine, but somehow, it turned into that.

X - punch
Z - kick

Hold the X button to perform an uppercut combo. Only the Uppercut combo can destroy the houses, the kick will only keep the house away from the sun.

Keep the houses away from the sun by punching and kicking in the old style!

Let your frustrations out with Pirate Punch!
Punch the pirate and eventually kill him by clicking on him with yer mouse. Arrr.