Don't be a butt kisser! Be a pup kisser!

Spank the incoming butts before they touch your lips, but don't shoo away the puppy! Let it run to you for a little puppy kiss!

Spawned from a failed attempt at porting my classic game GROIN GRAVITATORS to WarioWare (which I now know how to do, but I don't have time to make any more games that only two people are going to see :( )

Made in 15 minutes after I realised I wouldn't be able to complete my marginally more serious game idea in time.

DEAR PUNCHGUY. PLEASE COME TO BUTT CASTLE FOR PUNCH. LOVE, GIGABUTT