A Sekret Santa Krampus Klikmas present for Stranger!

CONTROLS:
Use mouse, play until the credits roll.
(If mouse scroll is too uncomfortable for you, you can also use L, but this is not recommended)

CREDITS:
See ingame, but special thanks to krisekrise and jucaxcutie. And thanks to everyone from this year's klikmas event!

PROMPT:
For Klikmas this year I would like a game involving a highly detailed interactive backpack. That's all I want, but I'll add some of my thoughts below.
-> https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11726#comment-31700

Yeah

A small game inspired by a certain scene from a James Bond movie, and also by my previous game Trusty Assistant. Click the tiles in the control panel to momentarily deactivate the laser, then drag the manacled spy lady to rotate her torso out of the laser's path. How long can she last?!

(Version 2)

Do battle with meat foods by putting them between bread!

Your ship is leaking and it's up to you to stop it!

Meet Nitroglycerin Man, a superhero with an explosive origin story. He's on his first mission – and you have to help him!

Use the arrow keys to move Nitroglycerin Man.

This game is 100% beatable, I promise.

Guide Juni through pointless obstacles towards a new tomorrow!

There has been a CRIME! Can you help Sherlock Holmes on this, his SEXIEST ADVENTURE EVER?!?

You've just landed the biggest score in your life... now all you have to do is escape your arch-rival! Drop balloons with SHIFT to slow him down, but try not to lose too many!

A quiet, dark, tense action game where time flows in an unusual manner.

Use your arrow keys to move. Press Z or space to fire.