A You-Have-to-Put-the-Noun-in-the-Other-Noun game for St. Pat's! Note that I couldn't be bothered to put a leprechaun in this; if that really bugs you for some reason pretend that the backstory for this game involves an epic quest to beat a leprechaun to the rainbow's end.

Note that this does require an interpreter to play. If you're playing from the launcher you should be good to go, but if you're not, try Zoom for the Mac or Gargoyle for Windows.

LOOSELY BASED on a REAL PERSON'S NEUROSES, NEUROSES is a VIDEO GAME about having NEUROSES and doing EVERYDAY TASKS.

Can you infiltrate SoftSoft's offices and find out what makes all their games so great? Find out in this new unlicensed adventure! Inspired by Healy! (Dear Healy: I am sorry.)

The ultimate Oscar watching game! While my family was watching the real Oscars, I put together this wholesome entertain-game, just for you guys! Aren't you so lucky? (Cover comes from here, btw.)

Note that this game does require an interpreter to play. If you're playing from the launcher you're good, but if not, try Zoom for Mac, or Gargoyle for Windows.

This short, simple text adventure presents the (potentially darker) end of a fairy tale.

You are a lizard!!

Go kill things and stuff.

A Deluxe version of the SoftSoft classic! Can YOU put the ball in the cup?

(Blah blah blah, needs an interpreter to run; if you're playing this from the launcher, you're good to go, but if not, there's Zoom for the Mac, and Gargoyle for Windows.)

For Pirate Kart this year I think I'm going to release pointless Deluxe editions of my games. First up on the list is Interview with a Rock Star, which I never really felt satisfied with, although I am pretty fond of its low-key subject matter.

Note that this does require an interpreter to play; I recommend Zoom for the Mac, and Windows Frotz or Gargoyle for Windows.

Yet another entry in the storied "You Have to Put the Noun in the Other Noun" series, this one pays tribute to the late, great Dwayne McDuffie, who died a year ago today. The sharp-eyed will note that this is kind of a sucky tribute to the man, and I'd agree. I wish I could say something witty and profound here, but all I can do is link this and hope that most of you will find it as amusing as I do.

(Oh, and before I forget: You'll need an interpreter to play this game. I recommend Zoom for the Mac, and Windows Frotz or Gargoyle for Windows.)

Yet another entry in the You Have to Put the Ball in the Cup series! Remember, z-code files require an interpreter to play, so pick up Zoom for the Mac, or Windows Frotz or Gargoyle for Windows if you want to play this!