A dating simulator involving randomly generated sugar-based euphemisms. Keep talking or quit while you're ahead?

What's the job?
- MiniLD 32 Entry by NeiloGD!
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7 mini games, and a global high score to beat!
Controls are WASD/Arrow keys, space bar, and mouse. They vary game to game.

One day I created a failed Klik of the Month Klub entry. I scrapped it, never to see the light of day again... until today, where I release it half-intact as a small portion of this epic game!

Playtest entry #49, then throw it away! Fend off spambot attacks! Settle down and create your epic masterpiece for #50 with a little "inspiration" from classic Trainwreckers! Travel to space at least THREE TIMES! Fight epic bosses that pose no threat to you! Get down with some nerd rave! Do all this and MORE, all because I CHEATED, just to make Klik of the Month Klub #50 MORE EPIC!

The different portions of the game are either controlled by the keyboard or the mouse. If the keyboard doesn't seem to do anything, try using the mouse!

Sound levels vary from portion to portion. Always prepare for the sounds to get a little loud, I.E. you may not want to play this using headphones.

Oh yeah, Shift is the default fire/jump/whatever key.

(cw: vore kinda)

Somewhat based off of a very popular game from the old V-Cade where you jumped around a randomly-moving snake-like ribbon while trying not to fall off.

Left and Right Arrow Keys to move.
Shift to jump (you'll probably want to hold the key, actually).
Don't fall off the snake.
Don't let the snake eat you (it does this if the head collides with you from the side or from above).

You can adjust the snake's movement to make it faster, slower, or more random. You can also make the snake's tail longer if you want. The game features a random seed, so you can keep playing the same pattern over and over until you better yourself.

Three game modes:

Score Attack just gives you points for however long you stay alive.
Timed Survival is about staying alive for the specified time period. If you're still around when the time is up, you win!
Collect the Food is about eating all the hamburgers. Eat a hamburger, and you win one point. The snake can eat them too, but this won't earn you any points! Once all the burgers are eaten, you move on to the next round which has one more hamburger in it.

Update: Fixed an issue with past/high score not being remembered on custom games. Also provided more sane default values. Redownload if you've already downloaded.

A randomly generated solar system to fly around in. Never got around to making it a game, but the planets have names that are displayed as you fly near.

Windows and OS X builds included in one zip file.

This is a grayscale adventure. Jump through the strange trouble-infested badlands in search of coins! Avoid the tiny elephants! Don't leap on the roly-roly's spikes!

Hit the mysterious question mark blocks to make something surprising happen! You might get a coin... or you MIGHT awaken the vengeful sky gods. Keep your wits about you!

It's procedurally generated, which means new surprises on different play-throughs!

Get equipped with the newest craze, ROSHAMBON!

For just TEN FUNBUX, you can have your very own ROSHAMBON!

COLLECT THEM ALL!

Then sell them for FAT STACKS! YoU'Ll Be RiCh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(alternatively, you can work the most boring job in the world to earn your funbux legitimately.)

- This game was made with Construct and requires DirectX 9 or higher to run -

EDIT: Now updated with music written by my S.O.!

Purple armor man is tasked with killing a dragon!!! Kill shit and go in portals until you are tough enough and there is also a dragon there at the time and then you win

I know grinding is a game design crutch but you can beat this in like two minutes, also I cared about getting the randomization right and forcing the player to reinitialize the map as a routine part of gameplay more than i cared about the game being good

Help Zongor save the day to defeat the Crazy Axe Man!

Button 1 to shoot.

SimSomething™ is a landmark entry in the classic Sim series. Control something! Watch as stuff happens. Things occur before your very person's eyes!