made for sylvie's jam 1, as such it fits the following theme:

"A game that you hate but it has a cute kitten in it, so it's impossible to insult the kitten. The kitten can ride a boat sometimes. When you try to buy from the shop there's a random chance something bad happens. The boat is hard to control precisely. When you die, you have to rebuild the boat by playing a puzzle game style sequence. There is an enemy (jellyfish) who appears when the timer runs out and tries to get you. There must be island gameplay and boat gameplay. The goal is only to get money and buy expensive items."

an attempt at recreating sylvie-style frustration in a world of cute things. a fansequel to cute jump (but also uses none of the mechanics from cute jump that weren't already in jumper (boats are kind of like birds though)).

Contains mildly existentialist dialogue. Some jankiness may also result in sprites rapidly flickering position (if you enter a boat while standing right next to bouncy tiles), or two adjacent rooms rapidly flickering on the screen (if you move into the "seam" of walls vertically connecting two rooms).

see also https://wibi-fortis.itch.io/cute-jump-2-sequel-2 . that page also has the .love version, to be opened with love2d, in case you're not on windows.

(fixed lack of any levelsets to play, redownload if lack of content proved disappointing)

also download the "sount drack"

(below is a reflection on this piece of work, yeah)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C9OsikRnh0NWqEi_CDZAPpDfNi4AXbuHyLvCa81V1Rk/edit?usp=sharing

here' yar

My roommate named [DERREL] found a great interest in [FLICKGAME] and what not.
After we got home from some [BASKETBALL DERBY], he decided to make this game.

Whether for better or for worse, this game is on here now.

He called it something like [DARK SOULS] but I told him that was already owned by those boys up in [AAA GAMING HEADQUARTERS].

So he renamed it [Who Cares].

Made with flickgame jr.

... live to see my work completed. Take up the mantle, please!! I beg of you! Finish my life's work, pull blocks and monsters and items and icons from the big pile and put them where they should go. It's only rigiht, it's what you deserve. Please, for my legacy... go...

click & drag to move things around, hold space to cum

music is "Don't Stop Dreaming About Love" by cullen page

arrows keys to move, space to jump (release to stop jumping)
avoid the spikes please

There you go!

Traffic is bad! destroy all traffic!!!!

Hold "up" to accelerate, bash into the truck to make it bash other cars! cause chaos! destroy mankind! NONSTOP ACTION!!!! ITSHOP.MID!!!!!!

Including 32-bit version!

i never find conditions