It sure is wonderful being a Chinese spambot! Fly gracefully through the skies, firing bowling balls at unsuspecting online communities. Don't get too close to the online communities though, or else you'll get stunned. Avoid Jeremy Penner's floating, disembodied head at all costs.

Use the left and right arrow keys to steer. Hold the down arrow key to slow down a bit.

ARE YOU BATMAN ENOUGH?
DEFEAT THE 4 REALLY SHORT LEVELS

PRESS Z TO PUNCH AND X TO KICK THEY AREN'T REALLY THAT DIFFERENT JUST ANIMATIONS

Oh no, the Yellow Jogger is really small for some reason! Help him out by using the mouse! Left-click on objects like doors to interact with them. The Jogger will pick up some household items (one at a time) and carry them around. Right-click anywhere to make him drop the item. You want to guide the Jogger to the growth ray so he can unshrink himself.

Edit: Fixed level 5 so it actually requires the umbrella.

This game has nothing to do with jazz. Rather, it was inspired by the old "JezzBall" and "Maxwell's Maniac" games from the Microsoft Entertainment Pack.

Guide the bouncing ball so it rolls over all the coins. Once all the coins have been collected, the exit opens up. Bring the ball to the exit to progress to the next level.

You can drag the blue squares with the mouse. They are useful for guiding the ball toward or away from different areas. You can even use them to completely block off certain areas. Brown squares disappear when the ball hits them. Don't let the ball hit the spikes.

Download includes source .mfa.

This is my first KOTM entry. Made it in GameMaker Studio, and it's the first time I'm using Game Maker.

I didn't really have an idea when the jam started, so the game's not very impressive. Your goal is to pick up the green things and avoid the red things. You can change your size with the WASD keys and move around with arrow keys. If you want to try again, close the game and run it again.

Also I'm sorry about the music.

YOU MUST DEFEAT ALIENS
PRESS Z TO FIRE

EVERYTHING is described in the game.

BEHOLD! A BUNCH OF STOLEN GAMES BECAUSE THAT'S PART OF THE JOKE!
Anyways im tired screw this description

BONUS MASTER NINJA CHALLENGE
Can you identify all of the games used in this?!?!?!?!?!

*edit* OH MAN CAN YOU GUYS EVEN RUN THIS?

DURING A TEAMVIEWER SESSION
A FRIEND AND I GOT AN INSANE IDEA
SO WE STARTED MAKING IT
AFTER MANY DAYS OF WORK
MY HERO II IS DONE
Features include:
-Crappy Collision Detection!
-Loosely Based Off Of An Old Arcade Game!
-Storyline That Makes No Sense!
-Mildly Offensive Material!
-Buffalo Bell!
-Eversion!
-and more for only $3.50!*

*The $3.50 is not needed. Anything in this game should not be taken seriously. All characters belong to their creators. Please keep check of your house incase it catches fire and or is invaded by Nazis or Communists

OBJECTION!

Lawyers who solve their problems with giant tanks, what more could you want? #smug
(Also there's hidden bosses)

PRESS ENTER TO START, Z TO LAUNCH OBJECTION ROCKET AND X TO LAUNCH HOLD IT FLAMETHROWER.

YOU MUST WIN TO BE ATTORNEY JESUS.