A game inspired by this tweet by sylvie:

"join me in shifting the game design overton window by making evil platformer games with bad controls"
(Source: https://x.com/sylviefluff/status/1792467583444173042)

However it turned out barely evil and I couldn't bring myself to keep the controls completely awful. I am merely human.

This is not commentary on anything I just make shit up as I go.

playtime: around 20 minutes (???) (no saving)

I met some friends in April and we made some art for a game!!

this is a beta version... music and other stuff will be added later!!!

art by mariken, dizzy and heavy
dizzy's twitter - https://twitter.com/HappyDizzzy
heavy's website - (to be added)

This is Kitteys Fruit --
get the fruit, get the high score, be the kittey.

controls --
any key - next frame in introductions
arrow keys - move
spacebar - dash move, become invulnerable for a short amount of time. watch your energy meter!

special thanks --
sylvie for typing the word kittey a lot

Game design document for a Sonic game I'd like to make.

It's a GOOGLE DOC that you can read here. It's a work in progress, I will add to it every so often (drawings, writing, maybe some audio stuff). This is not a joke like 'Sonic Dreams Collection'. "People that like Sonic are weird." Fuck you well to do popular award winning 'cool' LA assholes.

It sucks thinking about these snobby "indy elites" making fun of the thing that makes some people happy.

Why is this a train wreck or why is this on this website?
I figure if I try to make something super sincere like this it will accidentally be transcendentally bad.
Like, it's kind of uncool to be a fan of something? I guess it depends on how you look at it?
I guess some questions I will be asking myself while adding to this is, like, how reverent am I to Sonic as a "franchise".
I like Sonic, I liked him as a kid quite a bit.

Someone on the IRC for this website years ago said Sega would never hire me to direct a Sonic game. I guess, in this person's eyes, this game design document and the theoretical game is a trainwreck in terms of futility, like this is never going to happen.

I once was working at a smoothie place and my first or second day there, this guy was telling me about his Simpsons spec-script and how much he was working on it. Him telling me about this made me feel tremendously sad at the time being stuck working for very little money serving very rich people overpriced smoothies. Like, I would hope that this guy made it, I have a more positive look at these things these days. At least he wrote it, he did a bunch of comedy stuff in the city, he was trying and that's what you have to do, you can't just sit around and mope about, he was taking some sort of action even if this action to others felt futile.

So, whatever, I'm going to do this anyways.
I'll run head first into a wall hundreds of times to see if I can run through it.

The fifteenth in the award winning BINKY Series!

Amazing 3D Action!!!

BINKY, EGGS, RUFF and the rest of the crew have trapped in Castle Zedd and are cursed!!!

But, what is the Curse of Castle Zedd?

This game was presented at the 2019 Video Game Expo at University of 956207713 880516142 792910878. It did not win any awards. This does not change the fact that BINKY is an award winning series of games.

Featuring Music by fotocopiadora in mp3 and midi formats!

Controls:

W - UP
A - LEFT
S - DOWN
D - RIGHT
Q - QED
Z - ZED

R - Turn on Automatic Movement

Credits:
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Giovanna Garzoni - Still Life with Bowl of Citrons
Eduard von Grützner – Falstaff
Johnson Cornelius the Elder – Portrait of a Lady in White
Ilya Repin – Modest Mussorgsky
William Shaw - The Duke of Ancaster's Bay Stallion, Blank, Walking Towards a Mare

Music:

Passage of Sanguine Moonlight by fotocopiadora

The twelfth in the award winning BINKY Series.

BINKY, RUFF and EGGS take a VIRTUIL ROAD in the VIRTUIL WORLD...

But danger lurks at every corner! Watch out!

Collect the treasure to get a higher SCORE...

but what is a SCORE anyway? In this paper I shall elucidate on the structure of "video game"...
...
...

Controls:

P - Start The Game
A,D,Left,Right - Movement
Space - Turn Invisible

Credits:
VT323 Font by Peter Hell and Jacques Le Bailly
https://github.com/phoikoi/VT323
Art From Klik&Play
Samples from Klik&Play
Samples from 3D Movie Maker

Music:
Land of Dwarf from Faxanadu

The thirteenth in the award winning BINKY Series.

The fans had a rumor that "BINKY would get stuck somewhere again..." posted by SodaBob32015, but did they expect it to be... the FOURTH DIMENSION?

New Exciting Interview:

Developer 1: The third dimension wasn't enough, wasn't enough!
Developer 2: We checked out a lot of books on geometry on the library, but it seems that BINKY had already gotten stuck for us!
Developer 1: It was very kind of our funny dinosaur friend.
Developer 3: Is BINKY a dinosaur? Maybe they are a kangaroo?
[Everyone laughs]

Q and A:

Q: Where is BINKY XII?
A: It is on my computer!

Q: [BUBBO I spoilers] V gubhtug UREEL gur pureel jnf rivy abj?
A: I don't know what you are saying!

Controls:

WASD,Arrow Keys - Movement

Credits:

Tesseract by Jason Hise at English Wikipedia https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tesseract.gif
Tiles from Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup https://github.com/crawl/tiles
Herry the Cherry from DR. HELLO, modified.
Characters from Feng Shen Bang (Famicom), modified.

Music:

JAZZY1.MID from The Games Factory

The eleventh in the award winning BINKY Series.

Amazing crossover action! From the mind of Sylvie an exciting new character has a cameo: BALL.

Amazing new character action! Introducing: EGGS. She is the egg baby of RUFF and BINKY (As seen in Bubbo Land: Egg Arc Part 7). For the first time ever play as someone other than the BINKY...

BINKY has rented a bouncy castle for their daughter. EGGS is having a very fun time bouncing around. Denizens of Bubbo Land join the excitement.

Included is EGGS 2D graphics, so she can be in new BINKY fangames, please refer to further instructions as listed in "Make Your Own BINKY".
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11283

Controls:

WAD, Arrow Keys - Movement

Credits:

Ball by Sylvie
Code assistance by Sylvie (BINK-CORP is not good with physics)
Characters from Feng Shen Bang (Famicom), modified.

Music:

TECHNO1L.MID from The Games Factory
STRETCH1.WAV from The Games Factory

Here is a third compilation of many, many, games made over many years (a sequel to 3 of Kind and a sequel to The 5 Amingos [the third of kind]) where there are some sort of 4th wall breaking secrets. I originally made the different games in Klik n Play and then I imported it into MF2 and combined them into one mega game. If you like fruit and if you like bugs and if you like tough puzzling games, you might have varying degrees of interest in this. I may later publish a physical guide to the secrets of this game. Good luck either way!

This is an accurate description of an average life from birth to death. We leave all interpretation to the viewers.

Tastes Like Chicken

For more games you can follow me on twitter: @allhaildaniel

Instructions

Move using the arrow keys and press z or space for shooting and selecting.

Update Fixed a bug with the music at launch.